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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town.

They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.”

The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window.

“Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.

“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”

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Bag of tricks to last long in bed

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Since you really screw with your brain and not your penis, the more you divert your attention from what is going on in your delivery system down below, the less likely you will ejaculate prematurely. Thus, one way to delay orgasm is to count every thrust inward, and focus your attention on the counting and not what your penis is feeling. Try to reach 100, and then start over again. Some men recommend stopping thrusting altogether when you sense you’re close to a climax. But I don’t advice doing this, for a simple reason. While stopping penetration can help bring down your arousal, when  your woman is clearly enjoying the intercourse , it can really break the momentum and frustrate her instead. What I suggest is  this simple penetration technique  that can yield tremendous staying power for you, and yet put her on a continuous sexual high at the same time. This is what you do… Perform eight shallow thrusts about two to three inches deep, and then one deep thrust. Follow th...
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Basics on Making Her Orgasm fast

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  Know Her Sweet Spots There are two places on the body that are critical to female orgasm. Here's how to stimulate them so she can achieve orgasm. The clitoris This tiny organ contains a high concentration of nerve endings and can be found near the top of the vulva. The clitoris is covered by a little bit of skin called the "clitoral hood," which keeps it from being stimulated all the time, so you may have to coax the clitoris out by touching or licking it. Once she's aroused , the hood will draw back and the clitoris will become erect. The G-spot This other orgasmic area is located inside the vagina. It's a bundle of nerve endings about two inches up from the pubic bone on the inner, upper wall of the vagina. To find the G-spot , gently slide your finger inside her vagina with your palm facing up, then curl your finger up. Be warned — some women love having their G-spot directly stimulated, while others prefer less pressure on this sensitive area. Explore diff...
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Male Masturbation Techniques You’ll Want To Try Tonight

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You can also try different ways to reach climax that will improve your endurance when you’re with your girl and make the solo act more enjoyable. Here’s what experts recommend as techniques that will take your normal whip-it-out-and-get-it-done attitude and turn it into a pleasurable, hot solo (or partner-assisted) act. Try Taking It Slower When you want to relieve stress ASAP, you might rush through your masturbation practice to get it finished before moving on with the next item on your never-ending to-do list. That way of thinking can often extend to the bedroom with your partner, with you ending up not truly feeling each and every sensation of the movement and experience. Men need to slow it down. Often men masturbate at what seems like the speed of light to get to the end result: ejaculation. It is a means to an end. However, they are actually training their bodies to react to sexual stimulation very quickly and this contributes to premature ejaculation. They do not take the time ...
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